Fake baby tiem!!!!

Before I graduated high school there was one requirement I had to fill...E. Consumerism, econ for short. To be completely honest, I still have no idea what that is because I took an econ equilivilant course known as Marriage and Family.

Marriage and Family was a fun class, basically all we did was have a mock wedding...

learn how to pay off bills, balance checks, and well...fill out a check in general...

And finally, there were the fake babies...oh yes...the fake babies. I named mine Lydia Lena Mae (insert my last name here) but she was more famously called "the demon child"

That baby ended up being hell, In the first two days I had it I didn't get an ounce of sleep. Not to mention that I took it home on a holiday weekend, so instead of having it for 3 days and 2 nights I had it for 4 days and 3 nights.

By the third day I was dead tired and I was pissed. I really really just wanted to rip out the damn thing's batteries and be done with it. Well anyways, my friend/cousin Eric was having people over at his house the third day I had the baby. Needing some time with my friends I decided to go even though I knew I'd have to bring the demon child with.

Eric understood why I needed the baby there, but Ty and Devins thought it was quite funny...I swear to God I should have slapped them. Jenny was very understanding of the fake baby too.

For awhile the baby was silent, Eric said that I should have kept the baby in his sister's room but I really didn't want the demon child scaring his sister, his cat, or his dogs.

Finally the baby cried and it needed to be fed and have its diaper changed. After that it started crying again for no reason. It didn't want anything, it was just crying. Damn those accurate robots...

So anyways dead tired me I just rolled over on my side and stared in the other direction...for 10 minutes...it never stopped. Jenny and Devins covered their ears and Eric and Ty were unaffected. I stood up and walked away, when I came back it was still crying.

Then it happened...Ty punted the baby...not intentionally but he kinda tripped over it and made it cry more.

yea...I still passed the assignment cause my teachers (we had two teachers for the class) loved me...but I'll be damned if I ever do that assignment again. :P